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This Just Happened Movie theater worker: *Upon seeing my smeared mascara* Just come out of The Fault In Our Stars?
Me: No
Me: How to Train Your Dragon 2


Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it


i wish i was thinner but i also wish that i didn’t wish I was thinner


When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

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