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screamandshout:

when you try to tell a joke but nobody gets it

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gayindustrialcomplex:

Being rude to service staff is #1 indicator that someone is garbage

ejaculot:

when someone says they dont like dogs

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broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

zanetehaiden:

zanetehaiden:

A vampire masturbating in front of a mirror

Bet you didn’t see that coming

sirpastydick:

idk about u but im feeling 22
pounds overweight

yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating



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